What would you call lots of Rachels?

For your delectation we have compiled with these inspired by Jess’s:

 

An embarrassment of Mayors

An assemblage of jigsaw puzzlers (not a real one)

A murder of crows

A band of gorillas

A beautification of spatulas

A company of parrots

A blessing of unicorns (aw)

A bloat of hippopotami

A charm of finches

A glaring of cats

A book of Mormons

A buffoonery of orang-utans

A plump of waterfowl

A shuffle of bureucrats

A business of ferrets

A charlotte of WebPages

A route of wolves

A murmuration of starlings

A prickle of hedgehogs

A unkindness of ravens

A drift of hogs

A thicket of idiots

A fidget of altar boys

A labour of moles

An observance of hermits

A mob of kangaroo

A parliament of rooks

A flange of baboons

An ambush of widows

 

Most of these are the real deal. We want you to come up with a collective noun for people who recycle with the Laundry…

 

I have come with some…

 

A mischief of Rachels

A bevy of Harriets

A flush of Helens

what do you rec?

 

Submit entries please!

the winner (the one that makes me laugh most) gets a sur-prize

27 Comments to “What would you call lots of Rachels?”

  1. Geoff
    1

    Exhausting!

  2. jenny
    2

    ecoclave of Rachels

  3. Jennie Organ
    3

    a perfection of paperpeople

    a loopiness of laundry ladies

    a razamataz of recyclers

    an efficiency of recyclers

    a wombling of collectors

    - do i win a suprise!

  4. Suzy
    4

    You missed out ‘a wunch of bankers’!

  5. Helen
    5

    Haha, I like the last one Suzy! A loopiness of Laundry Ladies is also possibly more accurate than we should admit to…

  6. Freda Weatherstone
    6

    A Handful of Fredas,

    A Migraine of Rachels

  7. Paul Kiernan
    7

    A Rounding (up) of Sacks :)

  8. Jeremy Palmer
    8

    To sum this all up:

    A load of Rubbish! :)

  9. Jonathan Essex
    9

    A Ream of Rachels …?

  10. Jeremy Palmer
    10

    This has been a bit of a wash-out!! Is there anybody there?

  11. Rachel
    11

    Hey Jeremy here we are - we have to scan your comments to check if put anything naughty, luckily I approved you.

    I’m liking these entries - the prize is a good un, keep em coming

    Rach

  12. Jeremy Palmer
    12

    What about the collective term for a lot of balls (of scrunched up paper of course)?

    A load of old b******s!!!!

  13. Lois Birrell
    13

    A wash of launderers!

  14. Richard Swann
    14

    A Laundry of Recyclers

    with
    A riot of Rachels
    A heaven of Helens and
    A herem of Harriets

  15. Richard Swann
    15

    that should be a ‘harem’ not ‘herem’

  16. Tom Chance
    16

    A hearty hustle of Harriets and Helens, inevitably followed by a resolute rustle of Rachels.

  17. Freda
    17

    Hey Richard which one are you after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  18. Freda
    18

    1 not meant

  19. Jeremy
    19

    How about a rampage of Rachels? ;)

    So have you found a winner yet? I mean it’s Friday and everyone is bored and needs some excitement……..!

  20. Helen
    20

    Patience Jeremy…

    The winner will be announced in next week’s email so you’ll have to hold on till then!

  21. jenny
    21

    an ecoven of Rachels casting a ‘Green’ spell over all

  22. Duncan
    22

    A rash of Rachels

  23. Rachel
    23

    Er Duncan I take it you mean because I have an infectious personality, not that I am really irritating.

  24. Rachel
    24

    Phew, welll, what adventures the Laundrettes have had while the Laundry was closed? Let’s say it involved mud, flip charts, vegetables as metaphors, bunk beds, tree top ropes, a burrow and getting lost. Not all at the same time.

    Back to our competition, I have declared two winners this week:

    One is from Freida of Smithfield business centres:

    A migraine of Rachels

    Harsh but fair!

    And for Paul Kiernan for

    A rounding (up) of sacks

    I like this one, it’s A1 (reminds me of a story) for effort, there were some sillier (funnier?) (sorry Paul) ones but this one has class. I also like the non commital use of brackets (an embellishment of brackets?).

    WELL done fellows, your prizes will be in the post.

  25. Paul Kiernan
    25

    where is my (good) pressie……..?

  26. Helen
    26

    Rachel’s off sunning herself on holiday at the moment so The Laundry pixies are having to work extra hard to cope in her absence hence the teeny weeny delay in sending out pressies, but fear not, highlighted in bright pink on our to do list is SEND OUT GOOD PRESSIES TO FABULOUS PEOPLE WHO WROTE CLEVER THINGS ON THE BLOG so it will happen today, it’s a fail safe method of making sure things get done.

  27. Sophie
    27

    The collective noun for baboons is commonly troop or congress, although flange is also becoming common. This unusual term originates from a Not the Nine O’Clock News comedy sketch entitled “Gerald The Intelligent Gorilla” where it was used for comic effect. It lead me and my brother to wonder in what situation you could legitimately use it, such as in the jungle: “Quick, run! I’m being pursued by and angry Flange!” / “There’s a huge marauding flange on the mountain top”.

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