Self congratulation

Me and my close personal friend had an argument this week about who was better.

Not at anything in particular, just categorically better.  It came out of a discussion in which I got the feeling I was being patronised!.

I said, “Can I just ask? You think you are better than me at thinking don’t you?”.
He said…..”yes”.
We’ve decided to test it out by having a cross discipline face off, Menza tests, tennis, woodcraft, maybe an A-level exam. This has got me thinking that throughout my life, being better has been very important. So in the past week, these are things I have congratulated myself on being better at.

Drinking tea.

Handwriting.

Eating quietly.

Singing.

Writing emails.

Sharpening pencils, with the least amount of broken shavings.

Dancing.

Remembering.

Maths.

Then wrapped up in smugness, I thought I’d better be better at modesty too. So here are some things that I’m worst at.

Taking care of my personal belongings.

Volunteering to make tea.

Noticing objects.

Cooking

.……..sigh……Thinking.

What are you best at?

6 Comments to “Self congratulation”

  1. Harriet
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    Best at: knowing where other peoples’ things are in my house. (this annoys me, because then think arrgh you should bloomin look for it yaself instead of relying on my supernatural power)

    Worst at: (paradoxically?) losing my own things, namely oyster, mobile, wallet, cashcard. More often than not when out of the house (Have to try and incorporate man-style pocket patting check list to my life: Keys? pat, phone? pat, wallet? pat)

  2. Max Moore
    2

    I’m the best attttttttttt

    Being UN-tidy

  3. Rachel from the Laundry
    3

    Whoop, me too. Sometimes, you can’t see the floor for my things, but every now and again I blitz it and I remember the carpet is blue.

  4. Jenny
    4

    I am good at: making friends with cats, writing silly captions for birthday cards.

    and bad at: texting (really slow) and maths (again really slow)

  5. rachel
    5

    I am best and getting drunk first out of me and all my chums (cheaper) and I am best at making macroni cheese!

  6. Dominic
    6

    Good at: composing. I’m happy to say I’m a composer, even if it does sound highly pretentious. I am highly pretentious.

    Bad at: Not being pretentious. I’m also a misanthrope.

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