Archive for the 'Sports & leisure' Category

I don’t care what the weather man says, I’m gambling.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

OK forgive the rambling I just realised I have to write this bit of the email and I have about 10 minutes before our after work staff catch up starts.. anway:

There’s a lot of ‘will it’ ‘won’t it’ dilly dallying going on about the weather this summer and forecasters have started to predict stuff, saying things like:

“The signs are that high pressure will start to build again across the southern half of the UK for the end of May and start of June. This means a good chance of some fine summer (more…)

Dream Theme

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

My friend Soph (also a committed Laundry user, he he) is having a Murder Mystery Party for her birthday this year. Being a huge fan of Cluedo myself (used to try and play it on me own- which you can’t, don’t try it- you’ll find it most unfulfilling), I am really excited about the whole thing. (more…)

New Year’s Revolution

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

There weren’t very many of us in the office yesterday- seems lots of people were very clever and booked off the 2nd for generous recovery so we decided to head up the road to The Goat our local pub for some haute cuisine; plates of scampi, toasties, cheese and pickle sandwiches with ready salted crisp garnish, that sort of thing.  It was a sunny day, full of hope and the promise of the New Year ahead, we chatted about what sorts of resolutions everyone had decided on this year.  (more…)

Hippy Harry…

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

When I was growing up most years (when it was on) we would go to Glastonbury. Ah so cool, soo cool. But, no!

Not when you’re growing up in Tring, the rainbow warrior t-shirt-down-to-your-knees look is not one celebrated by those (in same peer group) whose own style is comprised more of those classic common denominators: Ellesse pumps and some Addidas trackies.

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Do you want to be a record breaker?

Friday, April 27th, 2007

After Edd’s comment on the blog yesterday about cup stacking records (have a look here and visit the link for an amazing display of cup stacking – never thought I’d be so impressed by that!), it got me thinking about world records.

There are the Colin Jacksons of this world who do very credible things such as being the fastest man in the world over 110m hurdles. And then there are the Matthew Henshaws of this world, responsible for the ‘heaviest weight dangled from a swallowed sword’ record (if you’re interested, 20.1 kg) (ouch).

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The Laundry shapes up for the Summer (minus lycra and/or painful escapades-please)

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Now spring has definitely sprung (in fact its been more like equatorial summer sizzling the last few days, eh) it’s made me start to think about getting fitter (Hmm slightly dubious motivations, maybe instead- ‘eeek it’s inevitable that I’ll be showing more flesh now it’s hot). And so, I, along with many other red-faced lycra-clad(not me) loons, have been trying my hand (feet) at jogging in the local park. It’s proved a little problematic- as have all my attempts to get fit throughout history (e.g. Tussocks and twisted ankles etc etc etc).

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Laundrebrity gossip roundup

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Get this week’s hottest laundrebrity news in this week’s edition of sHeat Magazine, the paper lovers weekly (just in case – as in a sheet of paper and heat magazine – Tom reckons you won’t get it, but it does sound rather like a swear word, eh?). Our comprehensive (and cool) package of sneaky photos, cheeky gossip, recycled style, exclusive interviews and the latest glowbiz news.

The Laundry does showbiz

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School trip naughtiness, tell us your stories

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

This week we have mostly been thinking about school trips, having had a team building trip to The Sticks (that place just past the leafy, outer London suburbs) with our parent charity BioRegional. Among other things we faced fears of heights with a spot of abseiling, got lost in the woods trying to orienteer our way to the pub and identified vegetables that bear vague resemblances to our characters (mines a Salsify- should you be wondering greatly).

 

Anyway… It got us Launderettes reminiscing about trips of yesteryear.. So, me and Helen have drudged our memories for some of the antics we got up to as little uns:

 

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The Laundry, battling the elements for your recycling needs

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

It’s snowing - hooray - well I hope it is as I am writing this from sunny (but cold) Wednesday. (update: hurrah it is snowing. Well hurrah because it looks pretty, boo because it means we all spent far too long getting to work today and The Laundry vans are battling the elements picking up bags!)

I’ve collected some tips for you for lunchtime snowman building activity

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Laundry dating service

Thursday, November 9th, 2006
Every week I get nice feedback and funny bits from you guys and every now and again I like to share it with the group, just like when you pass notes in class. Here are some random comments from the last month:

Crossing Spotting

Thursday, June 15th, 2006
On this day in 1961: Panda replaces zebra at road crossing

A new type of road crossing with push button controls for pedestrians was introduced.   The new crossings consisted of triangular black and white stripes (hence panda)- instead of the rectangular stripes at zebra crossings. There was a push button on either side of the road which controlled a set of flashing lights which stated wait and walk.  The scheme later had to be abandoned as people complained it was too confusing.  The pelican crossing was introduced in 1969 and proved more successful, maybe it was the reliable and friendly green man.  In the 1990s pelicans were succeeded by puffin crossings (why the birds?) - which uses sensors to detect the passage of people and cars.

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Gang Warfare

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Did you know that today in 1964: Mods and Rockers were jailed after seaside riots??

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The Laundry nearly wins an award but doesn’t, however we do have (almost) famous customers which must count for something

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

COLLECTION CREW OF THE YEAR… WELL ALMOST

Yesterday, the Laundry West-End collection team (Bob, Osei and Erick) were to be found sipping Champagne in suits in The Savoy, a world away from their usual get up of high-vis vests, drinking Benjys coffees in the Laundry truck. The event was the letsrecycle.com Awards for Excellence in Recycling and Waste Management and they were one of three finalists for Collection Team of The Year. Unfortunately they were pipped to the post by a team from Daventry District Council who pick up recycling from farms and isolated cottages, which sounds like a bit of a holiday compared to negotiating narrow Soho streets and cabbies. But they did brilliantly to get into the final three and a fabulous time was had by all.

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Today (did you know that John Peel’s favourite biscuit was the fruit shortcake?)

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
As well as being the anniversary of various stuff (English troops occupy Acadia, Nova Scotia in 1710, Angora (Ankara) becomes Turkey’s capital in 1923, Shroud of Turin, revered by many Christians as Christ’s burial cloth, is shown by carbon-dating tests to be a fake from the Middle Ages in 1988), today is also the first John Peel Day.

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Playing golf in the street will get you in trouble

Friday, May 27th, 2005

On this day in 1901 Benjamin Adams was arrested for playing golf on Sunday. This happened in New York, which has clearly not always been such a hot-bed of hedonism. In fact playing golf in the street is currently against the law in albany, New York.

In this country it is still illegal for cabbies to carry rabid dogs or corpses, and by law they must ask all passengers if they have small pox or the plague. It is still an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District (that includes all the streets in the Laundry area), although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am.
Londoners are not allowed to keep a pigsty in the front of their homes and furthermore, it is illegal to bring ‘old world’ pigs, like Wild Boar or Wart Hogs, into this country, without the permission of your local authority. Apart from the last one however, no-one is ever going to get arrested for these things, unlike the residents of Bogota, Columbia, where gossip has allegedly been made illegal by the mayor, punishable by up to four years in jail.