Now listen up chaps. The good old Laundry’s collection area is marked on the map here. Splendid Jenkins, its Central London. Look at the sludgy-green area, and if your office is in it there’s a good chance we can collect from you.
But, we don’t cover every street in the sludgy-green area so click here for a list of streets that we do collect from.
Or if you would rather see it on a detailed map then you can download this rather massive, but very nice PDF. It’s about 3MB so best to right click and save to your computer.
Pay attention Humphrey, this next bit’s important, what? The collection time for your street is really important. You can put your bag out up to half an hour before this time, but no later than this time. That way your recycling goes out just before we get to it. If you put your bags out at any other time you might get in a spot of bother with the bally old Council. What IS* it Smith?
If your street is not on our list, all is not lost. As long as you are in the sludgy-green area, send us an email to recycle@thelaundry.biz to let us know that you would like us to add your street in, and as soon as we have 3 companies in the same street who want to recycle, we will add you to the route. (As long as it’s not a red route or closed to traffic or anything like that.)
* capitals added after consulation with comedy advisor, John Manoochehri. Other suggestions sent in by e mail will also be considered.